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		<title>This Sounds as bad as the Movie with the Same Name</title>
		<link>http://haws.net/2012/05/01/this-sounds-as-bad-as-the-movie-with-the-same-name-titanic-ii/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 01 May 2012 15:10:26 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jeff</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Really? Are you kidding me? China has already proved they are trying to kill us in the past. With poisoned tooth paste and baby formulas. Now we have the Australians hiring them to make a boat that thousand of  Americans &#8230; <a href="http://haws.net/2012/05/01/this-sounds-as-bad-as-the-movie-with-the-same-name-titanic-ii/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
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		<title>Bad Luck Burglar</title>
		<link>http://haws.net/2012/01/31/bad-luck-burglar/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 31 Jan 2012 17:29:55 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jeff</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Breaks into a apartment, guys a boxer and the brother comes out with a gun. Wait until you see what happened next.]]></description>
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		<title>Condit Dam Coming Down Today</title>
		<link>http://haws.net/2011/10/26/condit-dam-coming-down-today/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 26 Oct 2011 18:42:08 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jeff</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Condit Dam Coming Down Today « White Salmon Restored: A Timelapse Project. &#160; &#160; My brother in-law who works  at the State Department of Ecology alerted me to this just moments ago.  The project to remove the Condit Damn explodes &#8230; <a href="http://haws.net/2011/10/26/condit-dam-coming-down-today/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
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		<title>Escaped Pet Birds Are Teaching Wild Birds to Speak English : TreeHugger</title>
		<link>http://haws.net/2011/09/16/escaped-pet-birds-are-teaching-wild-birds-to-speak-english-treehugger/</link>
		<comments>http://haws.net/2011/09/16/escaped-pet-birds-are-teaching-wild-birds-to-speak-english-treehugger/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 16 Sep 2011 15:50:58 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jeff</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Imagine 10 generation from now what parrots in the wild could be saying&#8230; Escaped Pet Birds Are Teaching Wild Birds to Speak English : TreeHugger.]]></description>
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		<title>Rescued hiker: &#8216;It was a weird survival instinct thing&#8217; &#124; Seattle News, Weather, Sports, Breaking News &#124; KOMO News &#124; Local &amp; Regional</title>
		<link>http://haws.net/2011/08/09/rescued-hiker-it-was-a-weird-survival-instinct-thing-seattle-news-weather-sports-breaking-news-komo-news-local-regional/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 09 Aug 2011 16:58:12 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jeff</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#8220;It looked really tasty, but it was not tasty&#8230;&#8221; via Rescued hiker: &#8216;It was a weird survival instinct thing&#8217; &#124; Seattle News, Weather, Sports, Breaking News &#124; KOMO News &#124; Local &#38; Regional.]]></description>
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		<title>Mona Lisa&#8217;s Skeleton Found?</title>
		<link>http://haws.net/2011/05/27/mona-lisas-skeleton-found/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 27 May 2011 21:48:27 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jeff</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Archaeologists excavating an abandoned nunnery in Florence on Thursday unearthed a complete skeleton that might belong to Lisa Gherardini, the woman believed to have inspired Leonardo da Vinci&#8217;s Mona Lisa. via Mona Lisa&#8217;s Skeleton Found? : Discovery News.]]></description>
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		<title>Disguise doesn’t help Auburn slaying suspect avoid arrest &#124; Auburn &#8211; The News Tribune</title>
		<link>http://haws.net/2011/05/25/disguise-doesn%e2%80%99t-help-auburn-slaying-suspect-avoid-arrest-auburn-the-news-tribune/</link>
		<comments>http://haws.net/2011/05/25/disguise-doesn%e2%80%99t-help-auburn-slaying-suspect-avoid-arrest-auburn-the-news-tribune/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 25 May 2011 21:32:08 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jeff</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[The teenage boy wanted in connection with Sunday’s fatal shooting in Auburn cut his dreadlocks and donned a wig, dress and high-heel shoes to avoid capture, according to law enforcement sources. Well that outfit out to serve him well in &#8230; <a href="http://haws.net/2011/05/25/disguise-doesn%e2%80%99t-help-auburn-slaying-suspect-avoid-arrest-auburn-the-news-tribune/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
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		<title>Elma, Wash., dairy princess is lactose intolerant</title>
		<link>http://haws.net/2011/05/25/elma-wash-dairy-princess-is-lactose-intolerant/</link>
		<comments>http://haws.net/2011/05/25/elma-wash-dairy-princess-is-lactose-intolerant/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 25 May 2011 17:42:06 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jeff</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[These are all the requirements of being a Washington State Dairy Ambassador. As strict as some of these requirements are, one requirement that might seem logical is missing &#8211; namely, that she be able to consume dairy products. via Local &#8230; <a href="http://haws.net/2011/05/25/elma-wash-dairy-princess-is-lactose-intolerant/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
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		<title>Aggressive cougar follows two men near Hoquiam &#124; KING5.com Seattle</title>
		<link>http://haws.net/2011/05/24/aggressive-cougar-follows-two-men-near-hoquiam-king5-com-seattle/</link>
		<comments>http://haws.net/2011/05/24/aggressive-cougar-follows-two-men-near-hoquiam-king5-com-seattle/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 24 May 2011 17:39:31 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jeff</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Not the story I was expecting from the headline&#8230; I was sure it involved an Applebee&#8217;s  not a habitat survey&#8230; Aggressive cougar follows two men near Hoquiam &#124; KING5.com Seattle.]]></description>
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		<title>I&#8217;d Rater See an Apple Haters Brain</title>
		<link>http://haws.net/2011/05/23/id-rater-see-an-apple-haters-brain/</link>
		<comments>http://haws.net/2011/05/23/id-rater-see-an-apple-haters-brain/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 23 May 2011 22:30:18 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jeff</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[This comes as no surprise to me or anyone I know. I would rather see the opposite, what the brain of a self proclaimed Apple Hater looks like under an MRI when shown Apple products. Apple triggers &#8216;religious&#8217; reaction in &#8230; <a href="http://haws.net/2011/05/23/id-rater-see-an-apple-haters-brain/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
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