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		<title>Bad Luck Burglar</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 31 Jan 2012 17:29:55 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Breaks into a apartment, guys a boxer and the brother comes out with a gun. Wait until you see what happened next.]]></description>
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		<title>Condit Dam Coming Down Today</title>
		<link>http://haws.net/2011/10/26/condit-dam-coming-down-today/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 26 Oct 2011 18:42:08 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jeff</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Condit Dam Coming Down Today « White Salmon Restored: A Timelapse Project. &#160; &#160; My brother in-law who works  at the State Department of Ecology alerted me to this just moments ago.  The project to remove the Condit Damn explodes &#8230; <a href="http://haws.net/2011/10/26/condit-dam-coming-down-today/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
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		<title>Escaped Pet Birds Are Teaching Wild Birds to Speak English : TreeHugger</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 16 Sep 2011 15:50:58 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Imagine 10 generation from now what parrots in the wild could be saying&#8230; Escaped Pet Birds Are Teaching Wild Birds to Speak English : TreeHugger.]]></description>
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		<title>Rescued hiker: &#8216;It was a weird survival instinct thing&#8217; &#124; Seattle News, Weather, Sports, Breaking News &#124; KOMO News &#124; Local &amp; Regional</title>
		<link>http://haws.net/2011/08/09/rescued-hiker-it-was-a-weird-survival-instinct-thing-seattle-news-weather-sports-breaking-news-komo-news-local-regional/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 09 Aug 2011 16:58:12 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jeff</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#8220;It looked really tasty, but it was not tasty&#8230;&#8221; via Rescued hiker: &#8216;It was a weird survival instinct thing&#8217; &#124; Seattle News, Weather, Sports, Breaking News &#124; KOMO News &#124; Local &#38; Regional.]]></description>
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		<title>Mona Lisa&#8217;s Skeleton Found?</title>
		<link>http://haws.net/2011/05/27/mona-lisas-skeleton-found/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 27 May 2011 21:48:27 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jeff</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Archaeologists excavating an abandoned nunnery in Florence on Thursday unearthed a complete skeleton that might belong to Lisa Gherardini, the woman believed to have inspired Leonardo da Vinci&#8217;s Mona Lisa. via Mona Lisa&#8217;s Skeleton Found? : Discovery News.]]></description>
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		<title>Disguise doesn’t help Auburn slaying suspect avoid arrest &#124; Auburn &#8211; The News Tribune</title>
		<link>http://haws.net/2011/05/25/disguise-doesn%e2%80%99t-help-auburn-slaying-suspect-avoid-arrest-auburn-the-news-tribune/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 25 May 2011 21:32:08 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jeff</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[The teenage boy wanted in connection with Sunday’s fatal shooting in Auburn cut his dreadlocks and donned a wig, dress and high-heel shoes to avoid capture, according to law enforcement sources. Well that outfit out to serve him well in &#8230; <a href="http://haws.net/2011/05/25/disguise-doesn%e2%80%99t-help-auburn-slaying-suspect-avoid-arrest-auburn-the-news-tribune/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
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		<title>Elma, Wash., dairy princess is lactose intolerant</title>
		<link>http://haws.net/2011/05/25/elma-wash-dairy-princess-is-lactose-intolerant/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 25 May 2011 17:42:06 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jeff</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[These are all the requirements of being a Washington State Dairy Ambassador. As strict as some of these requirements are, one requirement that might seem logical is missing &#8211; namely, that she be able to consume dairy products. via Local &#8230; <a href="http://haws.net/2011/05/25/elma-wash-dairy-princess-is-lactose-intolerant/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
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		<title>Aggressive cougar follows two men near Hoquiam &#124; KING5.com Seattle</title>
		<link>http://haws.net/2011/05/24/aggressive-cougar-follows-two-men-near-hoquiam-king5-com-seattle/</link>
		<comments>http://haws.net/2011/05/24/aggressive-cougar-follows-two-men-near-hoquiam-king5-com-seattle/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 24 May 2011 17:39:31 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jeff</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Not the story I was expecting from the headline&#8230; I was sure it involved an Applebee&#8217;s  not a habitat survey&#8230; Aggressive cougar follows two men near Hoquiam &#124; KING5.com Seattle.]]></description>
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		<title>I&#8217;d Rater See an Apple Haters Brain</title>
		<link>http://haws.net/2011/05/23/id-rater-see-an-apple-haters-brain/</link>
		<comments>http://haws.net/2011/05/23/id-rater-see-an-apple-haters-brain/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 23 May 2011 22:30:18 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jeff</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[This comes as no surprise to me or anyone I know. I would rather see the opposite, what the brain of a self proclaimed Apple Hater looks like under an MRI when shown Apple products. Apple triggers &#8216;religious&#8217; reaction in &#8230; <a href="http://haws.net/2011/05/23/id-rater-see-an-apple-haters-brain/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
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		<title>Cast yourself in a &#8216;Dilbert&#8217; strip</title>
		<link>http://haws.net/2011/05/23/cast-yourself-in-a-dilbert-strip/</link>
		<comments>http://haws.net/2011/05/23/cast-yourself-in-a-dilbert-strip/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 23 May 2011 21:01:58 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jeff</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#160; Cast yourself in a &#8216;Dilbert&#8217; strip &#124; KING5.com Seattle.]]></description>
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