Some real gems in here. Enjoy.. Top 5 Funniest Fake Facebook Pages.
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New definition of a “half-baked deal”.
On Wednesday San Leandro police pulled over a man who had in his car a box containing what appeared to be an expensive 37-inch flat-screen television, but in actuality was a glass oven door cleverly disguised as a TV. The man is suspected of trying to sell the item for $100 in the parking lot of the San Lorenzo Wal-Mart, 15555 Hesperian Blvd.
via 37-inch flat screen TV for $100 is really an oven door – San Jose Mercury News.
WARNING: GRAPHIC PHOTOS AND NON-CARTOON VIOLENCE
The estate of Wile E. Coyote today won a legal victory over the ACME Company in the recall of thousands of “Jet Powered Roller Skates”. Mr. Coyote was killed last month when the emergency off switch for the skates broke off in his hands and collided with a car. Mr. Coyotes attorney, a Mr. Foghorn Leghorn was quoted as saying “The boy had no common sense. However that’s is no excuse for selling such a, I say dangerous product.”
Key to the defense was the eye-witness account of a Mr. Roadrunner. Who was quoted as saying “beep-beep”.
Mr. Leghorn has also shown interest in other ACME products , such as “Earthquake Pills” which he describes as another very dangerous product that needs to be looked at closely by FDA and FTC.
SAN FRANCISCO—In a move expected to revolutionize the mobile device industry, Apple launched its fastest and most powerful iPhone to date Tuesday, an innovative new model that can only be seen by the company’s hippest and most dedicated customers.
MOUNT PLEASANT, Wis. — One southern Wisconsin homeowner is probably not in love with the Oscar Mayer wiener. The famed hot dog’s Wienermobile crashed Friday into the deck and garage of a home in Mount Pleasant, about 35 miles south of Milwaukee.
via Oscar Mayer Wienermobile crashes into Wis. home – Weird News – MiamiHerald.com.
Trek Spring Collection Preview: First Look At Genki Star Trek Fragrances | TrekMovie.com
Genki Wear, known for its licensed science fiction jewelry and perfumes, has produced what might be the most unusual Star Trek product ever: Star Trek colognes and perfume based on the original 1960s television show. In our latest look at Trek’s big Spring Collection, TrekMovie has all the exclusive first details and images on this unique addition to the pantheon of Star Trek merchandise.
OK this youtube video is making the rounds. I just had to share it because, well you’ll just have to see how messed up this lady is.
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