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		<title>Timing is Everything</title>
		<link>http://haws.net/2011/12/13/timing-is-everything/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 13 Dec 2011 21:16:18 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[So at 10:29 I get a breaking news alert from CNN that the NTSB want to ban cell phone/texting on the road. One minute later I get an email from AT&#038;T reminding me that they have the iPhone 4S available.]]></description>
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		<title>No joke: Baconlube massage oil now for sale &#124; KING5.com Seattle</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 17 Nov 2011 17:54:05 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jeff</dc:creator>
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		<title>xkcd Wedding Cake</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 14 Sep 2011 19:56:36 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jeff</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#160; &#160; &#160; &#160; &#160; xkcd Wedding Cake @Craftzine.com blog.]]></description>
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		<title>Critters NOT in my back yard</title>
		<link>http://haws.net/2011/09/14/critters-not-in-my-back-yard/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 14 Sep 2011 15:51:11 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jeff</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Seemingly drunk Swedish moose found stuck in tree &#8211; Boston.com. you may already know that I keep a Facebook Album of photos titles &#8220;Critters in my Back Yard&#8220;.  Well here is a photo that I hope never to take in &#8230; <a href="http://haws.net/2011/09/14/critters-not-in-my-back-yard/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
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		<title>Schweddy Balls Ice Cream: Yes, Its Real!</title>
		<link>http://haws.net/2011/09/09/schweddy-balls-ice-cream-yes-its-real/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 10 Sep 2011 01:14:50 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jeff</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Schweddy Balls Ice Cream: Yes, Its Real!. &#160; &#160;]]></description>
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		<title>The Things We Do To Get Out of a Ticket</title>
		<link>http://haws.net/2011/08/26/the-things-we-do-to-get-out-of-a-ticket/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 26 Aug 2011 15:40:12 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jeff</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Teen fakes pregnancy to get out of speeding ticket &#124; KING5.com Seattle. The above story made me snicker. Quick thinking, poor execution.]]></description>
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		<title>New Garden Pest Control &#8211; Combat Gnomes</title>
		<link>http://haws.net/2011/08/11/new-garden-pest-control-combat-gnomes/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 11 Aug 2011 17:45:07 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jeff</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[thorssoli on Etsy. &#160; These would make a great a addition to the Zombie Gnomes I found earlier this year.]]></description>
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		<title>Internet Filtration System of the Day &#8211; The Daily What</title>
		<link>http://haws.net/2011/08/10/internet-filtration-system-of-the-day-the-daily-what/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 10 Aug 2011 19:55:56 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jeff</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#160; &#160; &#160;  Follow the jump and check out what happens if you do not choose correctly. &#160; Internet Filtration System of the Day &#8211; The Daily What.]]></description>
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		<title>People Food</title>
		<link>http://haws.net/2011/07/30/people-food/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 30 Jul 2011 18:30:52 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jeff</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[My crackers arrived today. They are pure awesomeness.]]></description>
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		<title>5 Years Later</title>
		<link>http://haws.net/2011/07/28/5-years-later/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 29 Jul 2011 02:55:23 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jeff</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[When CRM goes amuck. So here it is 5 years after I last used my Plam Treo 650 and replaced it with the original iPhone. I have no idea what issue I called in, but it&#8217;s good to know that &#8230; <a href="http://haws.net/2011/07/28/5-years-later/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
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