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On 12/9/09, at approx. 5:41 p.m., the complainant was working in her office in the 2300 block of S. Massachusetts St., when she heard a window breaking in the room next to her office. The complainant called 911. Officers arrived and found the suspect stuck in a window on the north side of the building. The suspect had dropped his belongings inside the window but could not get further inside or back out of the window.
“The first time we used paint but it didn’t look good,” he said. “The children don’t know so they call them zebras and they are happy to see something new.”
via Donkeys get dye-job, take on zebra role | Oddly Enough | Reuters.
Best Mug Shot Ever.
Sep 3
I do not agree with slapping anyone’s kid, let alone a stranger in public. This however made me and others laugh. I suppose it has to do with our own pent up frustrations when someone child is crying. That being said I don’t think I have ever seen a better photo/headline match in my life! I mean come on. If you read this headline without a picture, I swear this picture would be the one that popped into your head. oh, and yes, he should be punished to the full extent of the law.
STONE MOUNTAIN, Ga. (AP) — Police say a 61-year-old man annoyed with a crying 2-year-old girl at a suburban Atlanta Walmart slapped the child several times after warning the toddler’s mother to keep her quiet.
via king5.com.
Some real gems in here. Enjoy.. Top 5 Funniest Fake Facebook Pages.
New definition of a “half-baked deal”.
On Wednesday San Leandro police pulled over a man who had in his car a box containing what appeared to be an expensive 37-inch flat-screen television, but in actuality was a glass oven door cleverly disguised as a TV. The man is suspected of trying to sell the item for $100 in the parking lot of the San Lorenzo Wal-Mart, 15555 Hesperian Blvd.
via 37-inch flat screen TV for $100 is really an oven door – San Jose Mercury News.
WARNING: GRAPHIC PHOTOS AND NON-CARTOON VIOLENCE
The estate of Wile E. Coyote today won a legal victory over the ACME Company in the recall of thousands of “Jet Powered Roller Skates”. Mr. Coyote was killed last month when the emergency off switch for the skates broke off in his hands and collided with a car. Mr. Coyotes attorney, a Mr. Foghorn Leghorn was quoted as saying “The boy had no common sense. However that’s is no excuse for selling such a, I say dangerous product.”
Key to the defense was the eye-witness account of a Mr. Roadrunner. Who was quoted as saying “beep-beep”.
Mr. Leghorn has also shown interest in other ACME products , such as “Earthquake Pills” which he describes as another very dangerous product that needs to be looked at closely by FDA and FTC.
SAN FRANCISCO—In a move expected to revolutionize the mobile device industry, Apple launched its fastest and most powerful iPhone to date Tuesday, an innovative new model that can only be seen by the company’s hippest and most dedicated customers.
MOUNT PLEASANT, Wis. — One southern Wisconsin homeowner is probably not in love with the Oscar Mayer wiener. The famed hot dog’s Wienermobile crashed Friday into the deck and garage of a home in Mount Pleasant, about 35 miles south of Milwaukee.
via Oscar Mayer Wienermobile crashes into Wis. home – Weird News – MiamiHerald.com.
